The latest CD by the Jonas Brothers,
A Little Bit Longer, is a perfect example of why bands should leak only their best songs—not the whole album.
A month before the August 12 release, the Jonas Brothers began releasing one song every week on iTunes. This, of course, allowed those songs to be illegally downloaded. I’ve listened to all four of the songs,
Burnin’ Up, Pushin’ Me Away, Tonight, and,
A Little Bit Longer. While I was skeptical about
Tonight, I let it slide, because the other three were great, and I fully intended to buy the CD when it was released in stores.
Then, of course, MTV Leak interfered with my life again, just as it did with Fall Out Boy's
Infinity On High. I listened to the entire CD and quickly realized that those songs I had so enjoyed were the only enjoyable songs on the album. And here I had so been looking forward to something different from
Jonas Brothers.
It’s not different, it’s just more of the same and, in a way, that’s worse. It’s worse because one human being can only take so much teeny-bopper pop before it’s no longer fun, it’s just obnoxious. And one band can only write so much teeny-bopper pop before it becomes repetitive and awful.
Apparently
Burnin’ Up and
Pushin’ Me Away are to
A Little Bit Longer as
7 Things is to Miley Cyrus’s
Breakaway—the only songs that make the CD worth buying. Luckily for Miley, she kept the rest of her CD under lock-and-key until the release, and I shelled out the ten dollars to hear more. Unluckily for the Jonas Brothers, I’ve already downloaded those two songs, and I don’t plan on spending ten dollars to get the rest of the songs.
Learn to keep the curiosity alive, boys, it will serve you well. Luckily for Joseph, Nicholas and Kevin, my ten dollars really means nothing to them and, sucky or not, every teen girl on the planet will still be running to Target this Tuesday to get their hands on
A Little Bit Longer.
Two and a half stars.